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Laser Printed Heroes

by The Mary Sues

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greymoon777 The music really inspires me to play more D&D or RPG videogames. Great music. Me like it big time. Favorite track: A Thousand Lives.
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I’ve live a thousand lives I’ve piloted a thousand souls I’ve killed and fought and died Just for a another roll If I told you the things I’ve seen on my ways If I told you the things I’d done in my days You wouldn’t believe me anyway So it’s best I just don’t say I’ve live a thousand lives I’ve piloted a thousand souls I’ve killed and fought and died Just for a another roll If I sang a song to you of my tales Of the great successes, and the crit fails Would you listen til the end? Could you even comprehend? I’ve live a thousand lives I’ve piloted a thousand souls I’ve killed and fought and died Just for a another roll If I showed my world to you, you’d think twice About creating worlds with friends and with dice So would you think my life’s askew Or would you want to play too? I’ve live a thousand lives I’ve piloted a thousand souls I’ve killed and fought and died Just for a another roll
2.
High in the halls of the kings who are gone Jenny would dance with her ghosts The ones she had lost and the ones she had found And the ones who had loved her the most The ones who'd been gone for so very long She couldn't remember their names They spun her around on the damp old stones Spun away all her sorrow and pain And she never wanted to leave, never wanted to leave Never wanted to leave, never wanted to leave They danced through the day And into the night through the snow that swept through the hall From winter to summer then winter again 'Til the walls did crumble and fall And she never wanted to leave, never wanted to leave Never wanted to leave, never wanted to leave And she never wanted to leave, never wanted to leave Never wanted to leave, never wanted to leave High in the halls of the kings who are gone Jenny would dance with her ghosts
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: huge success. It's hard to overstate My satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must Because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying Over every mistake. You just keep on trying Till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are Still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data Make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm glad. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned For the people who are Still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else To help you. Maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. Anyway this cake is great It's so delicious and moist Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look out there It makes me GLaD I'm not you I've experiments to run There is research to be done On the people who are Still alive. And believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive While you're dying I'll be still alive And when you're dead I will be still alive Still alive Still alive.
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Sing me a song of a lass that is gone Say could that lass be I? Merry of Soul we sailed on a day Over the sea to Skye Mull was astern, Rum on the port Eigg on the starboard bow Glory of song, glowed in my soul Where is that glory now? Sing me a song of a lass that is gone Say could that lass be I? Merry of Soul we sailed on a day Over the sea to Skye Give me again, all that was there Give me the sun that shone Give me the eyes, give me the soul Give me the love that’s gone. Sing me a song of a lass that is gone Say could that lass be I? Merry of Soul we sailed on a day Over the sea to Skye Billow and breeze, Islands and seas Mountains of rain and sun All that was good, all that was fair All that was me is gone Sing me a song of a lass that is gone Say could that lass be I? Merry of Soul we sailed on a day Over the sea to Skye Over the sea to Skye
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Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, Valley of Plenty Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, Valley of Plenty When a humble bard Graced a ride along With Geralt of Rivia Along came this song From when the White Wolf fought A silver-tongued devil His army of elves At his hooves did they revel They came after me With masterful deceit Broke down my lute And they kicked in my teeth While the devil's horns Minced our tender meat And so cried the Witcher He can't be bleat Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, Valley of Plenty Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, Valley of Plenty At the edge of the world Fight the mighty horde That bashes and breaks you And brings you to mourn He thrust every elf Far back on the shelf High up on the mountain From whence it came He wiped out your pest Got kicked in his chest He's a friend of humanity So give him the rest That's my epic tale Our champion prevailed Defeated the villain Now pour him some ale Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, Valley of Plenty Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, Valley of Plenty Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, Valley of Plenty Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, Valley of Plenty
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She looks upon the landscape of this ancient battlefield She looks upon the horrors that curiosity revealed That endless goblin army full of avarice and vice She gently calms her battle steed as she reaches for her dice! And she’s a laser printed hero a figure cast in lead And if you miss a dice roll she may just end up dead Don’t forget about her backstory both family and foes And if this is her last stand well that’s just how the story goes She rushes into battle, with her fearful stony gaze Today she’ll give no quarter as she rushes through the haze She spurs her great horse forward as she wades amongst the horde She leaves a trail of corpses with her trusty plus three sword! And she’s a laser printed hero no prisoners will she take She’s deep into her battle rage cuz a roll you didn’t make Her companions keep their distance so their not mistook for foes And if she kills the healer well that’s just how the story goes And now the battles over, her companions raise a toast Unto this mighty hero who turned that gobin host She looks around the taver and she mutters “what the heck” She approaches the half-elf barkeep as you roll to make her charisma check! And she’s a laser printed hero If she has any luck She’ll charm that sexy half-elf and have a real good time The details we’ll gloss over, not ones for sordid prose And if they take her treasure well that’s just how the story goes And she’s a laser printed hero a figure cast in lead And if you miss a dice roll she may just end up dead Don’t forget about her backstory both family and foes And if this is her last stand well that’s just how the story goes

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The first collection of songs from The Mary Sues, inspired by the fandoms we love!

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released December 21, 2021

Electric Bouzouki & Soprano Vocals: Claire Broderick
Keytar & Mezzo Soprano Vocals: Kimi Hughes
Bass & Alto Vocals: Carol Dashiell

Recorded and mixed by angryfolkstudio.com
Photos and Art by Rainfall

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The Mary Sues Los Angeles, California

The Mary Sues are a trio of geeks who love music! They sing in three-part harmonies and play bass, Irish bouzouki and keytar. They perform a mix of original songs and covers of well-known geek anthems.

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