She looks upon the landscape of this ancient battlefield
She looks upon the horrors that curiosity revealed
That endless goblin army full of avarice and vice
She gently calms her battle steed as she reaches for her dice!

And she’s a laser printed hero a figure cast in lead
And if you miss a dice roll she may just end up dead
Don’t forget about her backstory both family and foes
And if this is her last stand well that’s just how the story goes

She rushes into battle, with her fearful stony gaze
Today she’ll give no quarter as she rushes through the haze
She spurs her great horse forward as she wades amongst the horde
She leaves a trail of corpses with her trusty plus three sword!

And she’s a laser printed hero no prisoners will she take
She’s deep into her battle rage cuz a roll you didn’t make
Her companions keep their distance so their not mistook for foes
And if she kills the healer well that’s just how the story goes

And now the battles over, her companions raise a toast
Unto this mighty hero who turned that gobin host
She looks around the taver and she mutters “what the heck”
She approaches the half-elf barkeep as you roll to make her charisma check!

And she’s a laser printed hero If she has any luck
She’ll charm that sexy half-elf and have a real good time
The details we’ll gloss over, not ones for sordid prose
And if they take her treasure well that’s just how the story goes

And she’s a laser printed hero a figure cast in lead
And if you miss a dice roll she may just end up dead
Don’t forget about her backstory both family and foes
And if this is her last stand well that’s just how the story goes